Here's my new favourite site, an inexhaustible fount of cosmic wisdom
Edit: here's the actual link - Wisdom of Chopra
From the site description:
It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.
Just press the "receive more wisdom" button to generate a random quote.
Here's some of the enlightening gems I received:
"Your body requires an expression of knowledge"
"Everything explores intrinsic sexual energy"
"Perception heals unbridled life"
"Elephants are llamas"
Okay, I'm not sure about this one...
"The world embraces total sexual energy"
See? You don't have to be smart to be wise!